I'm @contre-tabarnack for everyday aesthetic shit, but I have a handful too many of other accounts

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  1. wiisagi-maiingan:

    wiisagi-maiingan:

    Amazing how every guide on interacting with police, including ones that are explicitly pro-cop, are indistinguishable from guides on how to avoid being attacked by a wild animal.

    Don’t make any sudden movements, avoid eye contact, stay calm or you WILL die. Wait, what do you mean this is advice for interacting with a human being and not a hungry bear?

    “Keep your hands on the steering wheel and don’t have anything in them, a police officer might mistake a cellphone for a weapon.” Okay, should I also hold my hand out for him to sniff when he approaches so that he knows I’m not a threat?

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  1. socialistexan:

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  1. trinkerichi:

    Whats the correct condiment for chicken nuggets

    Ketchup

    BBQ sauce

    Ketchup MIXED with BBQ sauce

    Ranch

    Hot sauce

    Honey (??!?!?)

    NOTHING

    Other (tags)

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  1. vamprisms:

    streaming companies will say um we’re increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that’s 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️

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  1. cahootings:

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    shoutout to the gay couple who essentially queued up behind me to also take a pic

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  1. toxicsapolo:

    ‘you have x many followers’ those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

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  1. grox:

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  1. tenderheart444:

    how grateful i am to not be a teenager during the era of tiktok

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  1. lokh:

    ‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

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  1. monstermonger:

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    A safe and cozy cave, perfect for a nap.

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  1. bealittleimprobable: “Leverage had a lot of well-researched things to say about the real world, but the one I always come back to, from The Double Blind Job: Sophie: These are not small fines. Last year, my department handled a case where the company...

    bealittleimprobable:

    Leverage had a lot of well-researched things to say about the real world, but the one I always come back to, from The Double Blind Job:

    Sophie: These are not small fines. Last year, my department handled a case where the company had to pay out $2.5 billion.

    Hoffman: Oh, yeah. Everybody heard about that. But what the news didn’t tell you is that that company made $16 billion on the same drug. That fine was 14% of the profit. 14%. That’s like tipping your waiter.

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  1. oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

    huffylemon:

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    FOOLS. YOU’RE ALL FOOLS.

    That’s literally my favourite colour. Even on its own. What’s up with people being loudly wrong

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  1. whatsnewalycat:

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  1. teathattast:

    teathattast:

    teathattast:

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    💯🙏💛🟨👍

    Worst part about this is I’ve only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn’t who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

    Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

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